Thursday, April 1, 2010

Chapter Seven of the Story

But Elliot was too late. Jerin was shot by a crazy Russian assassin. Then, he came after Elliot. She died. Then Benjamin Riley died. Everyone mentioned died--even Sherlock couldn't escape the murderizing. Finaly, global warming (er.... cooling?) destroyed the earth, and everyone died of water polluiton (debate joke) because the crazy Russian nuked the world. All that was left was one Portugese man-of-war going
Bloop....
Bloop....
Bloop...
In space.
The End.

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I told you the next chapter was exciting!!

2 comments:

  1. You HATE me don't you???? Yeah you do. When I said the main character of the book ought to die I meant in a "blaze of glory" not like that.....OH and I'd be serious if it wasn't April fools day :D Nice try, Arty...

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  2. Haha! Yes, I decided to pull and April Fools Day (also known as national Atheist day)prank. It was kind late when I wrote it, and the not-a-jellyfish at the end made laugh REALLY hard. (Alex Rider joke, yes?)
    The scary thing is, most of the jokes in there only you would get....
    And no, I don't hate you... much... :P

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